shittyshadesofgay:

“I can’t wait to be inside you.”

cuddlesandkiddens:

anexplosioninreverse:

cuddlesandkiddens:

Dramatic Irony.

Fixed it.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. THANK YOU, COLTON.

dragoon811:

goddess-astra:

OMG..this..is…pure..heaven. i would eat this…and if i died walkin out of the restaraunt..i’d be happy because my belly is filled with sushi…

omg, yum. Total food porn…

dragoon811:

goddess-astra:

OMG..this..is…pure..heaven. i would eat this…and if i died walkin out of the restaraunt..i’d be happy because my belly is filled with sushi…

omg, yum. Total food porn…

(Source: fascinatedlife, via nostalgicoblivion)

When someone says Jackie Evancho is an opera singer

doyoutakevoicelessons:


#tricks are what thor does for money  

Um, I am dying over here. Help. Hahahahahahahaha.

#tricks are what thor does for money

Um, I am dying over here. Help. Hahahahahahahaha.

(Source: hariboo, via thegeometryoflove)

thatssomaeven:

one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes

(via bethtohumans)